THE POINT OF INTERNET CREATION

We, the great explorers of the internet, for whom the Internet Explorer was named after by the great internet wizard Bill Gates have finally located the holy grail of the internet.  The point of internet creation!  The exact point at which the internet was brought into existence by its great creator, Al Gore.  Below is a copy of the original page (We added hyperlinks to link us to the rest of the internet).  Click here to see the actual page preserved in its original splendor.  The only thing we added was a hyperlink back to this page.  Since it is the first page we believe it is our duty to link it officially to the internet.  As you can see his holy image is blazon into the first page and point of creation on the internet.  Al Gore's roommate from Harvard, Tommy Lee Jones, is said to be the only witness at his side during this miraculous event which we estimate took place in the late 80's.  We believe it took place about 1988 sometime after then senator Gore lost the Democratic nomination for president to Michael Dukakis.  We found this html page it was located on an old inactive server in a warehouse in Carthage, Tennessee.   We activated the server and found the coveted 0.html.  The zero point of internet creation.  Our research indicates that it may have been located originally at http://0 which now goes nowhere on the internet.  The page has no title, no meta tags, no hyperlinks, just the image of Gore transposed on the page by Al Gores powerful charisma, his rough draft of his vision for the internet, and a small image of Tommy Lee Jones burned onto the page by his sheer will of not caring if anyone is not guilty.  The legend of Al Gore tells us that he used his raw charismatic power to take the military & universities modem communications system plus a rib from his wife Tipper's side to create the internet in 6 days.  On the seventh day he rested and on the eighth tried to run for president again.  Unfortunately for Gore he will never be President as new stars are always rising in the Democratic Party.  Each day he finds a private place to release his pent up rage he still carries as a result of his electoral college loss in 2000.  The hellish reality of coming so close to being President lives with him everyday and manifests itself in his ever deteriorating appearance.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ACTUAL ZERO POINT OF INTERNET CREATION.  THE VERY FIRST PAGE ON THE INTERNET.  THE COVETED ZERO HTM THAT WE UPLOADED TO OUR SERVERS.

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