THE THREE GREAT CHUCKS

A Vigilante Group Out For Justice

Sometimes called Chuck Hestons Vigilante Group

The Three Chucks (TTC) -  A secret deadly vigilante group out for justice in a cruel world of evil criminals that operate above and below the law.  The Chucks handle many of the top missions themselves with the help of their private elite army of mercenaries, and scientists who develop new technologies in the areas of espionage, weapons, medicine, transport and more. Many smaller missions are done by the mercenaries, and local Chuck Clubs (Many Inner City Gangs Have Been Recently Organized By The Chucks To Clean Up The Streets Of Scum) under the supervision of The Chucks.  Although they can be hired, they often put the slime buckets of this world away just because they have the extensive power to do so and they really like it!  Despite the fact that they are geriatrics they make the A-Team and everyone else look like sissies.  No offense to the A-Team who they have joined forces with in the past and whose members they sometimes utilize. Most of the Chucks usually have a career as an actor as a cover to their secret life as vigilantes.  They often portray characters that mimic their secret real life identities.  Their main headquarters is located somewhere under the Red Sea just off the coast of  Jeddah, Saudi Arabia so they can be near the middle eastern hot bed of terrorist activities.  This central location also allows them to travel quickly to missions in Europe, Russia, and the Far East. Back-up headquarters is located somewhere along the Nile River in Egypt.  The undersea complex contains executive offices, mission ops center, combat training center, weapons cache, intelligence center with the worlds greatest super computer, and a private jail for those who reveal their cowardice to the Chucks and are to evil to be let go.  Chucks never take out a coward who won't fight them head on.  Legend has it that the base was constructed rather easily thanks to Heston using his rumored mystical biblical powers to part the Red Sea.  You can access the base by boat through a sandbar accessed elevator tunnel, by submarine, or by entering the beachside safe house with a transport tunnel leading to the base. The beach house is a favorite place for the Chucks to unwind after a hard day of kicking enemy ass.  US bases are located in LA, Dallas, And New York.  Safe houses and hide outs are located in Chicago, Orlando, Fairbanks, The Bahamas, Bogotá, Tokyo, Moscow, and Amsterdam.   The globe is their battleground and playground with the aide of their top secret supersonic jet that is capable of taking off from under water and acting as a submarine as well..  They can be anywhere on Earth within hours ready to take on the forces of evil and as usual to defeat them handily.

Ronald Reagan - Secret Supreme Commander

It was always thought that Chuck Heston was the founder and supreme commander of the Chucks but he always had the help of Ronald Reagan behind the scenes.  He saw the potential of the Chucks and the power to defeat evil that they could wield.  Reagan's political power afforded him the title of Supreme Commander especially after he became President Of The United States.  His recent death was faked to mask the fact that he may be immortal and so that he could take a more active role in Chuck missions.  Nancy is off course privy to this fact and keeps in contact with Dutch via a scrambled video satellite phone.

Chuck Heston - The ring leader & master mind behind The Three Chucks.  He originally founded & funded the group as the former head of Colby Industries, and the whistle blower that revealed that soylent green was indeed made of people.  He is the brains of the operation but don't let his advanced age, love of Christianity and calm demeanor fool you.  You piss him off and he will get medieval on your ass something fierce for it is rumored that he may have mystical biblical powers.  Not to mention the fact that he is fanatical when it comes to his guns and rifles as President of the NRA.  He will often give the bad guys a choice coming at them with a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other asking them," Do you want it the hard way or the harder way?".  His recent claims of having Alzheimer's is another one of his classic ploys to lull the evil doers of the world into complacency.   This is a classic geriatric tactic used by many of the great aged warriors of our society to compensate for their advanced years.  One such example is Chucks good friend, confident, and silent group leader and  investor Ronald Reagan.  Do you really think a man with the power to reverse the nation 180 degrees from the hell that was the malaise days of a Jimmy Carter and destroy the Soviet Union could get Alzheimer's?  

Code Name: Chuck

Rank: Commander

Name: Charles "Chuck" Heston Alias Jason Colby, Moses, Robert Thorn, Taylor
Birth Name: John Charles Carter
Height: 6' 3''
Sex: Male
Nationality: American
Birth Date: October 4, 1924 (Big Guns Day)
Birth Place: Evanston, IL
Supposed Death Date?: April 5, 2008
Occupation: Actor, Biblical Scholar, Vigilante, Detective, Business Man, Gun Rights Activist

Favorite Rumor: Rumored to have mystical biblical powers that includes the ability to part the Red Sea, sense the presence of the anti-christ within a 7 mile radius, translate ancient languages, and the ability to look a man in the eye and know if he is telling the truth.  Some say that in the heat of battle he may become imbued with the ancient biblical strength of Samson.

Quote: "...The law-abiding citizen is entitled to own a rifle, pistol, or shotgun. The right, put simply, shall not be infringed upon or else..."

Both Heston & Reagan often utilize the stratagem know as Geriatric Guile.

Geriatric Guile - A treacherously clever and cunning yet often skillfully underhanded personal military like maneuver designed to deceive or surprise an enemy by utilizing the stereotypical characteristics of ones advanced years .  In essence to lull them into submission and competency in order to achieve the objective at hand by using the supposed weakness of being a senior citizen.  Common faked techniques used are general physical weakness, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, loss of senses, Osteoporosis, and even death itself.

The other Chucks are starting to see the advantages of this powerful tactic as well.

Lesson Learned: Don't ever underestimate the power of the geriatrically challenged!

UPDATE: Chuck Heston did not...I repeat did not die on April 5th!  Just like his buddies Reagan and Bronson he faked his death as the ultimate show of geriatric guile.  Chuck was being blackmailed by a terrorist group known as the Chuckanitors and the faking of his death eliminated the power they held over him.  He is now held up at the Red Sea Base to plot his next move against his nefarious adversaries.

Chuck Norris - The chief enforcer of the group.  Although he's not a spring chicken anymore he still can kick any twenty something's ass anytime anywhere thanks to his extensive martial arts skills (Trained Under Bruce Lee), daily work outs on the Total Gym, and his law enforcement training as an army and Texas Ranger.  He has many a time taken on entire armies in various third world conflicts with nothing more than his bare hands.  Many times United Nations forces move in and find  a decimated army who describes being beat down single handedly by a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat who drives away in a silver Ford Ranger pick-up truck.

Code Name: Walker

Rank: Chief Lieutenant

Name: Chuck Norris Alias Cordell Walker, James Braddock
Birth Name: Carlos Ray Norris
Height: 5' 10''
Sex: Male
Nationality: American
Birth Date: March 10, 1940 (National Ass Kicking Day)
Birth Place: Ryan, OK
Occupation: Actor, Texas Ranger, Vigilante, Martial Arts Master, Vietnam Vet, Jungle Warfare Expert, Total Gym Spokesperson

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Chuck Bronson - The heart of the group who invigorated the Chucks with his pure spirit of a vigilante justice.  He was enlisted into The Three Chucks after the death of Chuck Connors, the Chucks sharp shooter.  Bronson is a fine sharp shooter himself who brought his skill of weapons, and booby traps to the organization.  Bronson also has been a police officer and has several police informants used to aid in their endeavors.  His most famous is former CIA agent Chuck Barris of Gong Show fame.  UPDATE: August 30th, 2003.  The reports of the death of Chuck Bronson due to pneumonia may be much exaggerated.  As with all reports of the death of Chucks is usually a clever ploy to trick an enemy for a mission. Even the great Chuck Connors had been rumored to be dead several times, but it was faked every time as an ingenious military tactic to lull the enemy into submission.  There are rumors that he is on a another vigilante mission in New York using his Paul Kersey alias.  He may have wanted the punks who will be his 6th death wish to not expect him to come a calling.  Good luck guys whoever you are.  You really pissed him off this time!

UPDATE: Many New York criminal street gangs have disappeared over the last year.  At the scene of each massacre witnesses have reported to police that a man calling himself Paul Kersey was seen walking away covered in blood.  If that's Bronson then he has been seriously pissed off and is showing no signs of letting up on his vendetta.

Code Name: Death Wish

Rank: Lieutenant

Name: Charles "Chuck" Bronson Alias Paul Kersey
Birth Name: Charles Buchinsky
Height: 5' 11''
Sex: Male
Nationality: American
Birth Date: November 3, 1921 (National Vigilante Death Wish Day)
Birth Place: Ehrenfeld PA
Occupation: Actor, Police Officer, Vigilante, Coal Miner, Architect

The Fourth Dead Chuck?!?

Chuck Connors

The Sharp Shooter

Chuck Connors - The groups former sharp shooter who died on November 10,1992 of lung damage caused by mustard gas.  While on one of their third world missions to overthrow a dictator Chuck Connors completed his mission by assassinating him at a range of over 1 mile without a scope on the gun. That's right he took out a man at over a mile at the age of 71.  Now that's dam impressive sharp shooting.  He was on his way to the pick up point where he was to meet Chuck Norris who has just taken out half the army.  Heston was to pick them up in the chopper after having just supplied the rebels with weapons.  As Connors approached the pick up point he spotted Norris, but also spotted a glint of light which Connors knew was a sharp shooter.  There wasn't time to pinpoint him and take him out so Connors ran and leap in front of Norris & took the bullet which hit him in the gut.  Both men quickly dived into the brush.  Connors took the bullet like a man & said, "Dam, this is itching the hell out of me".   He then dug it out with his bowie knife, and bandaged it up.  While he was doing that all of the sudden 12 ninja's came out of the brush.  Norris sprang into action & began some serious ass kicking.  Soon enemy commandos came out of the brush 4-7 at a time, and Connors began picking them off one by one.  Unfortunately they had been fed bad intel by their informant who neglected to mention the dictators secret back-up army.  Norris had just kicked the last ninja's ass when a master ninja came out of nowhere and blasted 2 Chinese stars in his neck & back.  At the same time he took 3 bullets to the gut, one in the shoulder, and a few in each leg as well.  Not even Norris could take this and he collapsed.  Conners whipped out his mini machine gun firing like crazy and tossed some grenades.  He then ran tossed Norris on his back & ran while radioing Heston that the pick-up point is compromised.  The new pick up was 3 miles over the ridge in front of him.  Even at 71 years old he was running at an impressive speed with a man on his back, and his gun.  At 2 miles to go the enemy began blanketing the area with old WW I mustard gas.  Connors only had one gas mask and put it on Norris.  For 2 miles he ran with Norris breathing in the deadly gas.  As the copter approached he could see Heston flying shot gun with the pilot, The A-Teams Howling Mad Murdock who they often hired when the A-Team didn't need him.  Bullets began spraying everywhere, and Connors threw Norris into the chopper, and turned spraying a deadly barrage of his special brand of patented Rifleman bullets.  He then leapt into the chopper and they took off as the army began setting up some major artillery guns.  Heston said, "Conners you don't look so good".  Connors replied, "Oh I just need a little fresh air and I'll be good as new:"  Heston then authorized the dropping of the Bronson device.  A deadly cluster bomb that contained several micro nuclear fusion devices which was devised by Chuck Bronson as a required rite of passage before he could join the group.  Its still pending patent with US patents office.   Murdock dropped the bomb and bright flash of light turned into a monster explosion that rocked the copter.  As they flew away mission accomplished there was nothing left but a giant crater.  Way off in the distance the rebels & countrymen chanted, "VIVAS LOS TRES CHUCKS!".  Long Live The Three Chucks!  Half way back to their headquarters in a secret underwater base under the Red Sea Conners said, "Oh crap I'm dying".  Norris who was treated & stabilized by the Medic, Nicholas Cage, said, "No way Connors fight it".  Cage Said, "I can't believe he lasted this long.  He doesn't even have any lungs left they were burnt away by mustard gas."  Heston said, "I believe it".  Murdock replied, "He's crazier then me".  Conners said, "Half way to the chopper I transplanted artificial lungs into myself that I rigged out of glad trash bags and scraps of body parts I found along the way".  Cage replied, "Amazing."  Then Connors gasped his last words, "Take care of my gun." as he handed his Rifle to Heston.  Then Heston cried out, "May Connors rest in peace & God bless us all everyone".  Once back at Red Sea base Connors was buried in the ground at the bottom of the ocean floor at sea after Heston somehow parted it for an hour.

Code Name: The Rifle Man

Rank: Lieutenant Commander

Name: Chuck Connors Alias  Lucas McCain
Birth Name: Kevin Joseph Aloysius Connors
Height: 6' 5''
Sex: Male
Nationality: American
Birth Date: April 10, 1921 (Rifleman Day)
Birth Place: Brooklyn, New York
Occupations: Actor, Baseball Player, army tank-warfare instructor, sharp shooter, rifle expert, cowboy

There are also rumors that Chuck Connors body was immediately cryogenically frozen to be re-animated one day.

UPDATE: New rumors are swirling that Connors may have been resurrected by Biblical Fluids dislodged by some greedy oil grubbers near his grave at the bottom of the Red Sea.  Be on the lookout for reanimated Chuck Connors looking for justice.  Heston became extremely infuriated at the thought of some oily bastards disturbing his compatriots grave.  He personally without back-up took a boat over to the oil rig and taking out the oil rig.  He then transmitted a message to the CEO of the oil company that this particular area of the Red Sea is off limits.  Big oil knows now not to mess with the Chucks.

UPDATE:  Connors is alive.  The rumors are true.  He was buried in the Red Sea inside a special cryo-freeze chamber powered by a micro nuclear fusion generator.  Some oil drillers destroyed the casing and Connor body fell out and was sucked into a deep sea chasm.  Apparently the chasm led to a cavern in which there were various biblical treasures later recovered by the Chucks.  The undersea cavern had many deposits of the mysterious substance called biblical fluids whose exact composition and origin or unknown.  Chucks body came in contact with the biblical fluids and it reanimated him.  He swam to the surface and made it to shore.  Disoriented and suffering amnesia he wandered around Saudi Arabia for quite sometime.  He eventually made his way to Afghanistan where legends grew of an old man and his rifle that would help American troops in desperate battles saving the day.  On one fateful day in December of 2001 Chuck Connor spotted Bin Laden in a lonely Afghan valley    Chuck lifted his rifle up and had Laden in his sites.  Just as he was about to pull the trigger he was hit over the head from behind.  When he came to he found himself changed up in a cave with guys wearing robes preparing to torture him.  The blow to his head brought all his memories back and the spirits of the Chucks flowed through him as he broke free of the chains and beat them all down old school style.  He grabbed his rifle and ran out of the cave taking out the guards.  He saw a skinny guy running away who he assumed was Bin.  He began running after him, but then US troops began carpet bombing the area and he had to retreat to higher ground.  Once safe in a cave in the next valley over he pulled out a tooth in the back of his mouth that activated a surgically implanted GPS SOS signal that only the Chucks can receive.  Within hours the Chucks picked up Connors and welcomed back their old buddy.  Connors mentioned that he had blown at dart at Laden when he ran away which contained a microscopic tracking device that can be read within a 100 mile radius.  To Be Continued >>>

These biblical fluids have been examined by The Chucks scientists and is being formulated into a serum that could be used to imbue the Chucks with special powers and possibly immortality so that they may fight onwards for eternity like their supreme commander Ronald Reagan. 

The Chucks latest mission has unearthed data that indicates that a future threat may be using time travel to undermine the Chucks supremacy over the evildoers of the world.

To Be Continued >>>>

The Teams Mascot & Bomb Sniffing Animal.  Sometimes referred to as the fifth Chuck.  Chuck Rodent of Caddy Shack fame.  Back-up mascot is Chuck E. Cheese of the pizza chain fame!

Chuck Napier has been a long time soldier in their group and will soon be inducted as an upper echelon Chuck.

Chuck Berry created the groups battle hymn.

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Chuck Facts, Rumors & Recent Events

One of the greatest secret conspiracies of our times is that many TV shows and movies are actually based on reality.  Many times even the actors themselves are close to the actual characters in real life.  This is an age old tactic to hide the secret science fiction like world from the general public who may not be able to handle the truth.  By putting the actual truth in plain site as a supposed fictional story makes it seem preposterous if anyone actually tries to claim its real.  So as you can see below the Chucks have crossed paths with many a TV and movie character that turns out to be real.  They are waste deep in all the major happenings and conspiracies of the 20th, 21st, and centuries beyond.

• Responsible for the installment of Nikita as leader of Section 1.  Her father had to answer to board members that included Ronald Reagan, The Chucks Supreme Commander.

• The Chucks were the original ones who found Saddam Hussein in the Iraq spider hole.  After pulling him out and giving him an old school beat down they threw him back in and called in US forces.   Bronson returned briefly and threw The Teams Mascot & Bomb Sniffing Animal, sometimes referred to as the fifth Chuck, Chuck Rodent of Caddy Shack fame down the hole.  Bronson laughed as he heard the Sad Dam fool scream at the attacking woodchuck.   He yelled down the hole, "Say hello to my little friend you big bastard."  Just as US forces were nearing Bronson collected his little friend and flew away with his jet pack which Chuck scientist created through Alien reverse engineering.  

• Angel, Spike and the gang did not die in that alley.  The Chucks swooped in and destroyed all evil forces.

• The Chucks are actively investigating what happened to a town in California called Sunnydale and why there is a global rise of women with super powers.  Reagan had a run in with a vampire in Sunnydale while campaigning there for Governor in the 1960's.  He slayed the vampire easily and has been keeping tabs on the town ever since.

• He also campaigned in a town called Hill Valley where he met a Scientist named Doc Brown who is rumored to consult for the Chucks on scientific matters including time travel.

• The original Knight Rider is located at the Red Sea Base and is still used in missions.  KITT has proven to be a valuable asset since Michael abandoned him.  The Chucks still fund the Foundation For Law And Government once run by the deceased Devon Miles.

• Rumors indicate that the Chucks may have had access to time travel and took out Hitler in April of 1945.  They may have also funded Project Quantum Leap and know the current whereabouts of Sam Beckett.  An evil leaper may have been the one who rejected the little sissy Hitler from art school so he had a big evil German spaz!

• The Chucks have been keeping an eye on the weird happenings in Smallville, Kansas recently.  The Chucks scientists are currently studying the meteor rocks scattered all over the town that originally fell there in the 1980's.  Chuck Norris recently stopped in Smallville on the way to his old Texas Ranger Haunt in Dallas, Texas to visit his hot honey Sheree J. Wilson.  While in Smallville Norris met a high school student named Clark Kent.   Norris witnessed possible super natural powers as he fought beside Kent while taking on some punks hopped up on meteor rock dust (A Local Form Of PCP).  Norris also performed reconnaissance on possible evil doers named Lionel and Lex Luthor.   Upon leaving Norris collected some meteor rock samples in the colors of green and red.  Meanwhile Chuck Heston paid a visit to Dr.Virgil Swan who may have vital data on the rocks and the weird happenings in Smallville.

• Ronald Reagan and the Chucks recall helping some individuals back in the 1980's get a hold of a whale which they claimed that they needed to save the Earth of the 23rd century.  Their leader James T Kirk also shared his tale of how he traveled to the 1960's on a mission to a NASA base.

• Some of the Chucks are concerned about some supposed witches that brag about having the power of three.  Ronald Reagan are keeping any eye on this one personally since they are the only Chucks imbued with special powers thought to be biblical in nature.

• Rumors indicate that they may have shot down an alien flying saucer and have reverse engineered the technology to further their fight against global evil.

• There may be evidence that indicates that the Chucks solved the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy and took out all the conspirators patriot style.

• Chucks may have been an instrumental part of Ronald Reagan's master plan to destroy the Soviet Union.  Possibly working behind the scenes to undermine the evil communist way of life.

• More time travel rumors indicate that Chuck Heston and Ronald Regan may have been seen in robes following Jesus around the middle east around 25 AD.  This may explain some of the biblical powers they have exhibited.

• Vietnam POWs actually did exist all the way through the 80's.  The Chucks located the camps, took out the Vietcong, and freed the Soldiers in several secret campaigns throughout the summer of 1989.  Chuck Norris led the team on this mission because it was personal since two members of his platoon were Vietnam POWS who he could now save using his expertise in jungle warfare.

• Heston looked OJ Simpson in the eye and knew he was liar.  Because of his high public profile the Chucks could not take action and instead got Simpson to admit his wrong doings in his will to be revealed after his natural death.  The Chucks have an extremely sadistic streak when it comes to punishing men who beat women.  They have taken on many a mission for free teaching many a woman beater a harsh lesson he would never forget.  Bronson's tactics are especially brutal on these cowardly fools.  

• While on vacation in Las Vegas they were once ordered to leave a certain casino after winning too much money.  They refused and told the casino thugs to take their losses like men.  As you may have guessed they were actually stupid enough to lay hands upon the Chucks which were all broken seconds later.  By Midnight authorities found the casino decimated with all innocents evacuated safely by the Chucks. 

• While at a Chuck E Cheese's restaurant in Syracuse, NY one of Hestons grandchildren was pushed in the pool of colored balls by a large teenager.  Heston looked his grandchild in the eye and said, "You know what you have to do."  The grandchild then gave the much larger teenager an old school beat down.  The Chucks and family promptly left the restaurant to lie low at a local safe house.  While staying at the safe house they got word of the first plane hitting the world trade tower and intel of the plot to take out DC buildings.  They immediately scrambled into action.  They thwarted three other hijack attempts that were never reported in the news.  Ronald Reagan and Chuck Heston combined their powers through the sheer power of their super will to astro-project themselves aboard the plane that was to hit The White House or The US Capitol.  They aided the brave citizens who took down the terrorists and crashed the plane in order to save their nations capitol.    Chuck Norris was seen saving lives at the Pentagon crash site.  Bronson was in New York saving lives in the second World Trade Tower when it began crashing down.  He got to a window in the nick of time parachuting out holding a person under each arm.  As you may know this may have been about the time that Chuck Connors was reanimated by biblical fluids at the bottom of the Red Sea.  He joined the battle in Afghanistan were he was reunited with the Chucks.

• The Chucks had just taken out a gang of street punks in Los Angeles and they decided to get some refreshments at a local 7-l1.  They noticed Steven Segal buying a mountain dew and decided to introduce themselves to him.  Segal had a very arrogant attitude and called the Chucks old farts who he could beat down in his sleep.  Norris was the first to attack in a rage of anger.  He beat down Segal within a minute before Bronson joined in and then they went to get some Mountain Dew flavored slurpees before they left.  Segal hobbled over and gave Heston a filthy look and said, "Your not worthy enough to enjoy the refreshing taste of Mountain Dew."  All of the sudden Hestons face took on a homicidal menace and he walked over to Segal.  The other Chucks stood where they were knowing  it was not wise to be near Heston when he was that angry.  Segal says, "Oh what are you going to do old man?  You better get your boys over here to protect you."  Then like a flash Heston grabs Segal by the neck and lifts him off the floor in an impressive display of his biblically imbued Samsonesque powers.  Soon Segal was pleading for mercy.  Heston then threw him across the store and he crashed threw the glass refrigerator doors that housed the Mountain Dew.  There Segal lay in a heap on the ground buried under mountain dews spraying all over the place.  As the three chucks left Heston threw a wad of cash onto the counter and then turned to Segal and said, "Don't let me see you in here again Stevie!"  When word got back to Ronald Reagan about this disrespectful incident he immediately used his government connections to initiate an IRS tax audit on Segal as well as a Hollywood black listing.  Rumor has it that Segal may have joined the new anti-chucks group out of spite.

• 60 Minutes reporter Mike Wallace (Age 86) has been a long time Chuck informant and investigator.  As you may have heard recently he beat down some cops who tried to stop him from getting his meat loaf dinner.  He is one impressive geriatric who is not to be messed with.   After Chuck Bronson left his regular New York haunts many New Yorkers still felt safe knowing that Wallace was on the streets taking out the punks and corrupt cops.  "I have trouble lunging into bed."  Once again a fine display of helplessness to lull enemies into submission know as geriatric guile.  Oh he sure did lunge at them and they knew not to mess with Wallace.  Go get'em Wallace!

• Guess whose patrolling the 2004 Republican Convention?   The Chucks off course.  Ronald Reagan is monitoring the convention personally in a secret chamber below the convention center while Chuck Heston is sticking to the back corridors checking in with Reagan every so often.  Reagan must remain totally out of site since he is supposed to be dead and Heston is staying out of the public eye since he is supposed to have Alzheimer's.    A few people in the back halls have asked for his autograph and he had to fake a little forgetfulness for realism.  Chuck Bronson and Chuck Connors are milling about the convention floor in various disguises since they are supposed to be dead.  Obviously this a unique phase in the Chucks history where a great many of the Chucks have been forced for various reasons to fake their deaths which is why they are actively seeking new young Chucks.  Only Chuck Norris and Chuck Napier have been seen freely walking about the floor of the Republican Convention on the lookout for evildoers.  There was a rumored run in with Norris, Napier, and Michael Moore.  When Reagan spotted him he contacted Norris via his earpiece and ordered him to put a little scare into Moore.  Eye witness reports indicate that Moore put up on hell of a battle but he was subdued in a bathroom stall and told by Norris to watch his step.  Norris was also seen at the Democratic Convention as well.  The Chucks don't play favorites when it comes to the security of America.

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An unknown client thanking Chuck Heston for a job well done. Lets just say Chuck still does well with the ladies. Oh Yeah!

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