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Hey Ladies Stop Being So Stupid!  Stop Choosing the Same Stupid Guys!

They keep going for their Rico Suave's or their smooth talkers.  They keep getting burned.  Cheated on, beated on, being used as a servant, not being sexually satisfied, putting up with stupid money arguments and professional jealousies.  Hey dumb ladies why not try something different?  Go for the quiet guy.  The guy who scrubs toilets or works at the toilet paper factory.  The guy who isn't so great looking.  The guy who comes off a being a dork or even a little weird.  These are the guys who are going to treat you right.  These are the guys who have not been with 6000 women or maybe none at all. Are you interested in getting an STD or something? That's what you get with the studs.  Would you like a guy who screws you quick until he's satisfied and then rolls over or a guy who will give you a full body massage and masturbate you to orgasm whenever you like?  The ones who don't ever have sex have watched so many videos that they will really know what to do with your vagina.  Would you like a guy who sits in a recliner watching TV demanding his dinner and practically needing his ass wiped or a guy who will clean the house and have dinner ready for you when you get home from a hard day of work.  If you would like to stop getting divorced, being with asses or being alone then stop being so shallow and do the opposite of your flawed feminine instincts!  Choose the loser and the dork.  You can mold him into whoever you want and have control.  Stop being a man mat and take charge!  Stop rewarding these guys for having their network of friends who teach them how to fool you.  If you were smart then that would be what you should do ladies!

Why do you adore these guys so much as they sit in their recliner watching TV all damn day long?  Its not like they took a bullet for you or saved you from drowning.  Its not like they do anything that any other guy couldn't do better.  Dump their lazy viagra pill popping asses!

Where to start you ask?  Hint:  Go find the guy who scrubs toilets in your work place and force yourself on him.  Be sure that neither of you are geriatric looking or it will be really sick.


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