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Earl
Brooks("Mr.Brooks") Meets Scary Jerry Blake ("The
Stepfather")
 Brooks enters a home late at night ready to take out a couple and it turns out the man of the house is none other than Jerry Blake. This time around he married but there was a stepchild who died from non-Jerry causes. Jerry's been disgusted with his wife lately due to her unsavory sexual appetites and her flirting with other men. So Brooks heads toward the bedroom and is actually startled for a moment when Jerry comes out of the dark hallway. They stand face to face holding guns pointed at one another. Jerry seems impressed by Earl's plastic bag and can see he's a real pro. They talk for a bit and they both realize who the other one is.
J erry marries into a family and then kills them in disgust when they don't live up to his high moral standards while Brooks is
addicted to killing other couples and loves his family always. Brooks can sort of see where he's coming from but at the same time he's not down with killing kids. Jerry reveals he was actually about to kill his wife when he heard Earl open the front door. Out of mutual respect and admiration for each other they finally toss a coin to see whose going to off the wife. Brook's wins and Jerry goes, "Ah crap!" Earl replies as he squeezes off a few into Jerry's screaming wife, "Don't pout Jerry. There's plenty more where
that came from." They then both start laughing. Even Marshall starts laughing and then Jerry says, "Whose that?" A shocked Brooks goes,"You can see Marshall?" Jerry replies, "Yeah I was wondering who that bald guy in the shadows was but I didn't want to pry into you business." Marshall says,"Jesus Earl what the hell?" Jerry takes a cheap rug and cheesy mustache out of his pocket and slaps them on as he picks up a suit case. Everyone bids each other a fond
farewell as they all back away out of the house and never see each other again.
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