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Have no real life what so ever.
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Your home all dam day long.
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Still living with mommy when all
your other siblings moved out and got lives a long time ago.
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Can't hold a permanent job.
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Not only don't have a car but
apparently can't drive one.
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Mommy drives you places such as when
you go shopping for groceries with her.
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Live to only serve your mommy and
maintain her house by mowing the lawn, re-shingling the roof, power washing
the house off, constantly re-organizing the garage like a neurotic freak,
and numerous other mindless duties.
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Run around like a monkey lackey who
uses half-ass snow blower to clear neighbors driveways and clear off their
cars like a sad servant shit in the sad hopes that they will talk to your
sorry loser ass.
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Only guys visit once in a while at
night indicating your a gay wad with no real friends.
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Never seen without a cigarette in
your mouth yet can't do the world a favor and get cancer.
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You stare at a lit charcoal grill
each night for hours on end while smoking your cancer sticks.
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Have a stupid parking lot size
driveway for all your scum relatives to visit in their crap wagons.
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Loves to blare music and make loud
noises all damn day long.
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Every time someone walks out of
their house you ambush them for conversational and perhaps gay purposes
because your such a sorry ass loser no one wants to talk to. Ambushing
the mailman into a mindless conversation is just nothing short of pathetic.
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Your a generally freaky looking
fucker who walks around in the summer with nothing but shorts on making the neighbors
sick with your skinny little chimp body.
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You simply need to get a drivers
license, a car, an apartment and god forbid a life!
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So what exactly do you do in there
with your mommy all day you sick fuck?
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Oh how in the hell will you get
along once mommy is gone?
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