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Australia - The Real Threat

The real treat to the world isn't China, North Korea, Russia, or even the nations of the middle eastern. Its AUSTRALIA! Yes the nation who you would think of as a joke if you mentioned threat right along with Canada, and France.  Australia has lulled us into complacency with their friendly matey & shrimp on the barby outback koala crap, but its all just a rouse. Remember this is a nation breed from criminals, and crazy aborigines. Their chief star Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin is a mad man ready to seize power and conquer the world along with his right hand man actor Paul Hogan.  If he can take on Crocs & other wild animals he sure can take on the US army. You just watch and see. Sometime in the next decade Steve Irwin will be revealed as the Anti-Christ and he & Australia will conquer the world turning it into a hellish outback full of croc, koala, and kangaroo s-h-i-t!   To make matters worse the Aussies aren't alone in their quest for world domination.  Their secret allies are Antarctica.  The animal populace has had enough of the scientists staring at them and aren't going to take it anymore.  You haven't been really scared until you face a mad rabid penguin all hopped up on fish heads.

Date Posted: Sunday, July 18, 2004

Gargamel & The Smurfs

Did you know that the wizard Gargamel's relatives are still tormenting the smurfs to this very day. The smurfs still exist somewhere in Europe hiding out and trying to live their life in peace.  They don't bother anyone and just want to be left along.  But oh no!  Evil Gargamel just had to pass on his hatred of the Smurfs to his kids who did the same.  This went on for generations and still goes on today.  These fools are still trying to eat smurfs and turn them into gold.  Its so pathetic because in all of these hundreds of years they have never succeeded once. Gargamel and countless other witless relatives are now just ashes and yet Papa smurf and most the of the original smurfs are still alive.  Why do they even bother when they are no match for the smurfs.  All they end up doing is harassing the poor little blue fellows.  So why don't they just get a life & step off the smurfs asses already because their nothing but stupid losers!

Date Posted: Sunday, July 18, 2004

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